December 2010
14 posts
“Don’t stop this train. Don’t for a minute change the place...”
Auto-correct makes things a lot funnier.
BF Text #1: Have you checked up on Trash?
BF Text #2: OMG I meant Trish.
Vegan Peanut Butter Cookies
Sooo….here’s the recipe of the peanut butter cookies I put on twitter the other day. They weren’t terrible, but they weren’t great either. I would maybe recommend dipping the cookies into carob chips or something to add a bit of flavor. Recipe is as follows:
1 cup natural peanut butter1 cup maple syrup2 tsp vanilla1/2 cup canola oil 2 cups unbleached flour Preheat the...
“Emotional hurt is the price a person has to pay in order to be independent.”
– Haruki Murakami, “What I Talk About When I Talk About Running”
“See Jeannie? You need to find a nice Polish boy to marry. Then you will have...”
– my mother, after showing me the Christmas card sent by my recently married best friend
My four year old niece is a diva.
Me: Come here! I have a secret for you.
Niece: What is it?
Me (whispers in ear): I love you so much!
Niece walks away.
Me: Hey! Don't you have a secret for me?!
Niece (whispers in ear): No.
“We just picked up Jeannie from the airport. I don’t think she will be...”
– Dad to his business partner
It's been awhile...
Two whole weeks off. Pure bliss.